Run-in with Humans Leaves Tennessee Sasquatch Grateful for Discovery

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Jan 19

The Tennessee Mountains were a wonderland of untouched beauty, and Sasquatch thought this would be the perfect spot for a much-needed bath. But before he could even splash his furry toes in the cool waters, a loud noise filled the mountain valley. It was then that he knew he had been found! He ran full speed through the lush wilderness, jumping over fallen logs and ducking tree branches as he put as much distance between him and those who had tracked him down.

He was careful to keep himself hidden and as far away as possible from prying eyes. His intended bath in the chilly water was meant to alleviate some of his weariness. He had longed for that bath and then wanted to enjoy a delicious meal. But then he remembered – oh no! The Tennessee Bigfoot panicked as he realized he had left his food down by the creek. It was a grave mistake - one that would soon become painfully relevant as his stomach started to rumble with hunger. He trudged back toward where he had left it but knew it wouldn’t do him any good at this point. Sasquatch needed to refuel and find sustenance fast before he could move on with something resembling confidence.

Suddenly, startled by the noise of nearby campers and his hunger. He had not eaten a proper meal in days, his stomach growling with hunger. After carefully considering his options, he decided to enter a closed campground and steal some food from its unsuspecting visitors. Creeping through the campers, he approached an open trailer, cautiously scanning for any movement within or around it.

As the sun descended behind the horizon, stars started to pop up in the night sky. As he crept quietly into the camper, he immediately heard a familiar melody in the background. As his eyes adjusted to the light of evening, he saw about twenty campers having a family-style sing-along. Everyone was smiling and swaying back and forth as they sang along with gusto. Enjoying every chord of Rocky Top echoed out from the fire pit, already knowing all of its words by heart. Big Foot joined in too.

As he quietly snuck into a camper looking for food, the Tennessee Sasquatch stumbled upon something he'd never seen before - a small jar of peanut butter. He used his immense strength to pry the tightly sealed lid off and investigate its contents. Suddenly an aroma filled his senses like nothing else. With caution, he set it down in front of him and warily tried it with one finger. Immediately, he was taken aback by the crunchy texture and succulent flavor that spilled from within.

Sasquatch was almost done with his jar of peanut butter when something caught his eye. On the back wall hung a shirt with an image of what appeared to be him - a Sasquatch shirt! He scrambled over and lifted it up, marveling at how much it resembled himself - covered in fur and sporting colors that he had seen before all over Tennessee. Despite never having seen clothing before, he instinctively knew that this must have been made for him.

The Tennessee Sasquatch eagerly reached out to pick up its new shirt, already dreaming of the possibilities it could bring. He held the shirt and marveled at its beauty as it shimmered in the light. While pulling the shirt over his shoulders, he noticed just how soft it was against his fur. Due to its loose-fitting style, he found himself feeling freer than ever before. He loved that the breathable fabric allowed for unrestricted movement and comfort all day long.

It was a vibrant red with three bold white stars and accented with the most royal of blues--the iconic colors of the Tennessee flag. Big Foot sat in all its glory - a vibrant t-shirt emblazoned with an image of himself and the Tennessee flag.